The normal spectrum of shower-to-bathtub includes varying degrees of verticality. Even the recline of the most luxurious tub would require my head to be above my feet. For NASA's study, this will not do, since I must be horizontal at all times {ZOMG, LOL, etc}.
Instead, I will have a large metallic tube that is reminiscent of a stainless steel Sub-Zero® fridge, or coffin built for a horse. In said coffin there are many spouts. I'm told that they will roll me into the contraption to lather and bathe, and then roll me out when I'm finished.
No, it is not capable of holding more than one person. And, no, sandwiches are not allowed inside.
Thank you. I love you.
ReplyDelete"Coffin built for a horse." You are the guy that is awesome. Best of luck.
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